Quick frankly, I have no idea why I thought I would do it. I was asked to create a piece of art for a show. A friend’s show. The theme was “Cheating the Status Quo” a fucking pretentious title if ever I heard one. Honestly, what twat came up with that? Oh yes, my friend Roderick Willoughby de Eresby (whose real name is Derek Smith).

So I opened my freezer and pulled out a chicken. I left it out for a few days, outside of course, I’m not a philistine. Then I went to the fish monger and bought a fish. A trout to be exact. And I stuck that trout right up the chicken’s arse. Then, I stuck my fag into that trout’s mouth.

I’m calling it “A lesson in truth.”